This quote made me laugh out loud.
“The Bible’s a tricky book. It doesn’t have an author listed on the front cover, but if it did, it would say “Various Artists Under The Influence of The Spirit” (which sounds like a crazy party where the cops show up at the end and say “Everybody out! Party’s over!”).”
It comes from a blog about humorous
aspects of Christian culture. The actual blog
entry was about translations of the Bible.
Here.