Spider policies

5 yr olds would make good hospital administrators. Policies of our household are discussed in exquisite detail. Today, Sara, our household administrator, declared that we can kill Mommy and Daddy spiders, but not baby spiders. This accurately describes my actions. If it’s a large, poisonous brown spider near the kids, I kill it. If it’s a smaller garden spider and I have energy, it gets released. If not, it’s often continues cohabitation with us. The one on our ceiling will continue to live with us until it gets discovered again.